Quotes.

Megan [as Miri]: If only Todd would look at me, I'd drop Mike like a hot potato!
Miri: Or a... heavy one.
Megan: Yes. A hot or heavy potato. Not to be confused with a hot AND heavy potato, which would be quite different.


Todd: Well, I'm off.
Megan: Like soiled socks!
Miri: Or a prom dress!
Megan: Or a dirty shirt!
Miri: Or a... rocket...
Megan: Or a light switch.
Todd: ...Bye. [closes door]
Miri: Todd! Todd!
Todd: [opens door]
Miri: Guard your carnal treasure!
Todd: [rolls eyes and closes door]
Megan: Todd! Todd!
Todd: [opens door]
Megan: Let your cheeks bounce!
Todd: [rolls eyes and closes door harder]
Miri: TODD! TODD!
Todd: [opens door] WHAT?
Miri: ...have... fun.
Todd: Ok. Bye. [closes door. runs away.]


From Giant Journaling on Wednesday:
Janie: So what's the story on the pot in the garbage?


Megan: pdododododododo

This isn't so much a quote as just kind of funny and embarrassing.

My friend Sheryl and I went to a new singles ward in College Park. There was a guy there I recognized from other activities and I knew he knew Krissie. He sat in front of us and introduced himself. I told him my name and he gave me a "i think i know you" look. He said, "are you two from southern maryland?" I told him yes. He asked my last name. I told him what it was.

Then he said, "Oh. Yeah. I know Krissie. You're married to her on Facebook, right?"

Um. Yes. Yes I am.

I just thought everyone should probably see this...