Friday, July 27, 2007

Pet Meds

"There are hundreds of pets across America dealing with drug addiction because of Betty White."

My sister and I were watching TV and that annoying Betty White Pet Meds commercial came on...I said I hate those commercials and Lauren said Betty White was old and then I started talking about how she is trafficking drugs to pets....hence the quote above.




For the record, i don't like that i have to post my own quotes, but it was my sister's idea...she just couldn't post it for me so this will have to do. the end.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

(about a game of Monopoly in which he cheated... a lot...)
But you were destined to win anyway. You're like... Luke Skywalker. Or Jesus.
-Mike

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Aw.

My four year-old nephew Cooper, after coming off a ride at Lagoon: "Daddy, my tummy is dizzy!"