Ah. That clears it up.

Me: Why are the awkward guys with the unibrows always the most persistent?
Aaron: The oblivious and tenacious attributes are contained in the centermost eyebrow folicles.

Why I Love Matt

Matt Haggard via text during the State of the Union (after Obama said his wife had a program to tackle childhood obesity): "This is long. And I'm glad Michelle is going to tackle obese children."