Today.

Miri: (Generic whining about how screamo bands irritate the crap out of me. If you can't find a MUSICAL way to express yourself, maybe you shouldn't be a MUSICIAN. And also how I was disappointed/annoyed by a My Chemical Romance song that had looked promising.)
Megan: Well, it's ok. I heard the lead singer has cancer or something.
Miri: (at least a minute or two later) Wait- did you mean it's ok, he has cancer, as in he's going to DIE??


I finished snogging today. -Nicole


Megan: Why are you still talking?
Lili: My mom says that all the time!


Were you just making upward noises? -Lili


(in reference to the 10% Toys R Us discount which is pretty much only good for getting rid of tax)
Megan: Any time you can cheat the government, it's a good day.
Miri: I'm writing that on the quote wall. We might get arrested, but it'll be worth it.


Harry Potter does not have a mullet. -Lili


Miri: You're a butthead, Lili.
Lili: That is the worst imagery Miri. That's like "Eyemouth!" "Toe-ear, Miri!"

Lili: I have an anti-Miri device around my door. I only turn it on during the day. I know every time you've come into my bed!
Miri: [uncontrollable laughter]

All: Jim! Jim!
Lili: We're idiots. All of us. Every one.