You guys are pretty awesome, let’s be honest. –Lindsey
I really can’t afford to gain any more weight or I will not be allowed to ride elevators. –Miri
Hey, it’s called solitaire, not two-person-itaire! –Justin
Holidays and boys make you fat and sad. –Lindsey
How can the temple be ‘alright?!’ Bob, you’re going to hell. –Miri
Whoopsie, I think my bum crossed the chastity line. –Drew
And I was like, “Mary Poppins is in bed with Paul Newman!” –Sam
Janice Indiana Jones Underwood
It’s a good thing we have those there to catch things with. –Landon
Listen, just don’t deal with old people. They’re pretty much useless. –Nate Kartchner
Man, I royally suck. No, not royally. I just suck. –Miri
I haven’t seen it in like ten years! Okay, so not ten years, but at least two months or so! –Alex
I don’t know. It just bugs me that I’m stupid. –Miri
What a load of towel. –Megan
Everything I touch is “for lovers.” –Karissa
We fall in love with you because we are delusional.
We think that somewhere Heathcliff is in there trying to get out.
We don’t realize that Heathcliff was invented by a woman.
-Megan
Look how smell it goods! –Megan
Death by vocabulary! –Megan
Oh, hair tie, you are somewhere in my purse. Manifest yourself. -Landon
Well, you know Val. He’s a Boy Scout. He’s always busy tying knots and stuff. –Dyno
Someone needs to hit me in the head with a frying pan. –Miri
male = lame -Christine
Let’s twice and a half it! –Megan
-You most probably will be. –The Long, Hot Summer
Dang, I look good. –Alex
Aahh! A noun is coming! –Amy
Boys are lame. –Drew Graham
And I was like, what on earth? And then I realized that it was just because my brain is near death. –Megan
Toilet paper and paper towels are interchangeable. –Janice
He should be so lucky! –Miri
Do we have anything that resembles a cooling rack? Maybe we could use a blanket… or toilet paper. –Janice
Why is my face funny looking? –Megan
Why is my face stupid? –Miri
Holy buckets! –Miri
Yes! I saw an ad for that and forgot to remember about it! –Christine
And I said, “What kind of stupid question is this?” –Bintou
Dang, I’m fresh out of 25,000 foot cables. –Bradley
Chocolate is a substitute for love. –Miri
Just because Nixon was a realist doesn’t mean he wasn’t also an S.O.B. ‘Cause he was. –Valerie Hudson
Oh man, I am so darn exciting. –Megan
Too bad no one’s gonna be holding my hand tonight. –Megan
I’m full… but I want to eat! –Bi
I sure get a kick out of myself sometimes. –Megan
Man, sometimes I’m just so funny I can’t stand myself. –Miri
Guys are frustrating! It’s a good thing they’re hot. –Stacia
We’re so cute. I like us a lot. –Megan
My ears are cold. I need ear gloves. –Miri
I’ve invented a game involving a Guatemalan hedgehog. –Rob
She’s leaving a trail of woe and misery behind her with her slash and burn dating. –Megan
And it was so cute, and I was like… please date me. –Megan
I’m like ten thousand degrees hot right now. –Joel
Mmmm, splendid. –stupid cereal box
Miri: When were you born?
Brad:
Miri: 527 AD?!?
Divine Comedy is sold out and I am weary. –M.W. Longfellow
Sam: So I was walking down
Megan: Today?? Wow, you get around!
YAY PANTS!
I’m sad that I’m such a loser. –Miri
Miri: Megan, I like you a lot.
Megan: Well, I can’t blame you. I’m great.
How can an adverb be passive OR active? They don’t DO anything!! –Miri
Wow, it’s a good thing we have each other to be the comic relief or else we’d get way too much studying done. –Miri
Hey! We should learn Morse Code, and then we could jump up and down and send messages! [jumps up and down] –Miri
Megan: Come on, ugly car! Go!
Miri: That IS an ugly car!
Megan: Well, they’re from
Oh, this is cute. Why don’t I just wear a nun’s habit? That would be really attractive. I’m sure that’s why they wear them. –Miri
I like to wiggle my toes in these socks. –Megan
One day I’m going to see him walking on campus and I’m going to faint. Or jump on him. –Mary
I’m like a Barbie. –Curt
If I brought a little joy into your humdrum life, my hard work ain’t been in vain for nothin’. –Megan
Lindsey: It’s kind of a guttural sound.
Brad: Guttural? Are you bowling?
Lindsey: It’s a word! Guttural: from your gutter.
Miri, you are so happy today. Did you find a boyfriend? –Bintou
Look how big these pants are. I’m pretty sure you could climb in here with me and it would be fine. Except for the whole awkward part. –Megan
You know what will be a happy day? The day that I don’t open the drawer and there are no knives so I butter my bread with a spoon. –Megan
I hate driving in the snow. It should be discontinued. –Lindsey
Miri: Trivia is fun.
Megan: And trivial.
Miri: If it’s between me doing it and a boy doing it, why not let him do it?
Megan: That’s pretty much my philosophy on life.
That’s it, you’re getting flushed. I hope you can’t swim, little buggy. –Lindsey
In the big picture, passing American Heritage isn’t really that important. I mean, it’s good information, but it’s not going to take me to the
Miri: Our doors are so ugly! I’ll go over it with a black permanent marker if I have to.
Megan: But then people will think we have the Plague.
Miri: Well at least they won’t think “baby poo!”
Megan: Yeah, cause that’s worse. Baby poo never killed off a third of
Miri: Yeah, but it smells!
Is that a serving platter on her head? Is she going to carry around a roast turkey?? –Miri
Megan: But 192 doesn’t like girls.
Miri: That’s true. They like deer.
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