First of all I would like to point out that this is my first time contributing to the virtual quote wall and I am super excited!
This comes from Dave, the crazy eccentric manager of the Belmont Apartments. After simply asking him when our new air conditioner would be installed, he proceeded to talk to me for 45 minutes about random things. Two of my favorites were lines were:
"I have never felt the spirit so damn strong in my life, so I marched right down there to those Sons of B's and told them what for!"
"Putting the polar bears on the endangered species list is a communist ploy to turn America into a socialist society."
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Dave is insane. I don't even know where to begin.
Dave is a nutcase. Mike went with me to pay rent one day and Dave proceeded to lecture us for at least twenty minutes on how we shouldn't get married for at LEAST another five years, because he knows all these statistics and all about divorce and ahhhh it was awful. Super nice guy, but what a crazy.
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