Um, what?

Sitting in our room in the London Centre, me reading blogs, Cami putting on lotion.
Cami: Megan, I don't remember how old I am!
Me: . . .

I don't know why, but this made me laugh a lot. Inside though. I didn't want to be callous.

TB

We were in the car and we were listening to an oompa loompa song and there's a line that says "what do you get when you guzzle down sweets?" and I sang "what do you get when you guzzle down streets?"

Then I said, what WOULD you get if you guzzled down streets? Probably tuberculosis.



Is it still funny? haha. To me it is. I was a little loopy though.

Dave is Crazy!!

First of all I would like to point out that this is my first time contributing to the virtual quote wall and I am super excited!

This comes from Dave, the crazy eccentric manager of the Belmont Apartments. After simply asking him when our new air conditioner would be installed, he proceeded to talk to me for 45 minutes about random things. Two of my favorites were lines were:

"I have never felt the spirit so damn strong in my life, so I marched right down there to those Sons of B's and told them what for!"

"Putting the polar bears on the endangered species list is a communist ploy to turn America into a socialist society."

Slip Slidin' Away...

Conversation during this weekend's spontaneous slip and slide adventure at my house.
Steve: This time I'm going to slide on one buttock.
Jennie: How does one distinguish between buttocks?
[Awkward pause]
Steve: Well, you may not have noticed, but there's a chasm between the two. . .

I'm pretty sure there was something else I was going to post from that night, but alas, I do not remember. If anyone does, please comment and remind me.