Last night on the way home from a movie there was a spider on the windshield, which Mike tried to kill while driving and telling me not to look. Afterward the conversation went like this:
Mike: I TOLD you not to look!
Me: Well I can't not look, I have to know what the threat is!
Mike: The threat? What, was it Al-Qaeda on the windshield? They almost...
Me: Got me?
Mike: ...Put a veil on you.
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*laughing while cringing at the un-PCness of this.*
hehehehehe. "The threat." Wow. Still laughing.
i concur. seriously, "the threat"? hahahahaha
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