Sheryl and I were outside grilling some chicken and while we were waiting for it to cook up we started doing clapping games.

Lindsey: Cinderella, dressed in yella went upstairs to kiss a fella...
Sheryl: When she kissed him he said, "Nay! Get thee hence!"

yeah. brilliant.

Yes.

Miri: Megan, I'm whining.
Megan: I know.
Miri: But you aren't acknowledging it.
Megan: I find that's the best way to deal with it.
Miri: Rude! See if I whine to you again.

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for you fellow Scrabulous lovers.

craziness

Lindsey: You look like the guy who built the railroads!
Miri: Paul Bunyan?
Lindsey: Yeah, because Paul Bunyan built the railroads with his giant ox.

Lindsey: That's the worse car commercial ever...maybe if it were for something cool...
Miri: Like drugs?
Lindsey: or soda.

Miri: How do these compare in size to mini coopers, do you suppose?
Lindsey: One Mini Cooper is to One VW Bug as One Unicorn is to One Leprechaun.
Megan: Is that the default unit of measurement now?

Lindsey: Fisticuffs. It may come to fisticuffs.

Megan: Lindsey= Potiphar's wife.
Lindsey: I am not the whore of Babylon!

Lindsey: Too many butt references.
Megan: There can never be too many butt references.

Miri: I bet you wake up with a Tiger butt on your face.

Quotes from NAPCN

Jennie: Miri, have you smelled Nate??
Miri: What does Nate smell like?
Nate: MAN.

Nate: Megan, why are you holding the babe magnet?
Megan: I AM a babe magnet.
Nate: But you're a babe.

Miri: Lili, have you said anything funny since you got here?
Lili: Miri.

Nate decided to start giving girls locks of his hair tied up in bows made of ribbon in the color "man blue".

Curt: Your butt is like an amusement park.
(in reference to Lindsey's bottom)

last night, on the way home from Curt's...
we pretty much went in circles taking all the back roads to get home. at one point we were going around a sketchy-looking corner and Lindsey said:
Lindsey: where is this taking us?
(the corner got scarier as we went around it)
Miri: um... somewhere where we get raped.
(hysterical laughing begins)
Lindsey: oh, look, it's Honk's. which is also somewhere where we could get raped.
(venting about the stupidness of it becoming a $1.05 store begins)


this was much, much funnier as it happened.

Megan: Alas. And alack. And Alaska.
Miri: [Uncontrollable laughter]
Megan: I can't believe you're still laughing at that one Miri.
Miri: I know, it's just always so unexpected. Alaska always pops its head up at the end and surprises me.