Prayer Giggles...

So, there we were, all gathered round to have roommate prayer. As we all know, once someone starts to giggle, then it is over with, and there is NO way a prayer is to be said.

So after I mentioned the infamous grape lady movie (if you don't know what I mean, look up "grape lady" on youtube) then we all lost it. Soon enough people were telling theories of how to stop the giggles.

I said, "Well, I just try to remember that I am talking to Heavenly Father, and I should be reverent..."

Nicole said, "I just talk to myself..."

I said, "Nicole! You are talking to SOMEONE when you pray!!!"

Nicole said, "What are you talking about? I was answering Lacey's quesiton..."

*long, awkward pause*.... *Laughter for the next ten minutes*

That was the hardest prayer I think I have ever said in my life... Maybe this is one of those things you have to hear in person to be funny... But I am sure we can all relate to this situation...

safety first

today my dad walked into part of our house that is under construction and said "ow".

I asked if he hurt himself.

he said, "potato".

uh...yeah.

And the Verb of the Day Is...

to vike \vaik\ v [back formation] : to pillage, plunder, or otherwise cause a nuisance while wearing horn-ed hats and riding around on boats with giant snakes (/dragons/vicious mermaids) on the front.
-Megan

Goodbye-Sister-Mandy Funniness

Well that was the most disappointing molestation I've ever seen. -Landon

Miri, let me do something to your butt real quick. -Lili

And by man you mean muppet. -Megan

Megan: He probably just realized how much he misses us.
Miri: Yeah... probably.
Megan: That's probably what everyone realized tonight, not just him. Haha... just kidding.
Miri: No you're not, you liar.
Megan: You're right... I'm not.

We are snobs and nerds.

Miri: It does have stick figures of human people. Did you like how I said "human people?"
Megan: I know for me, personally, human people are the best kind of stick figures. For those of you who don't know that. Or me.

Todd: Hey Miri, let's go date.