Pet Meds

"There are hundreds of pets across America dealing with drug addiction because of Betty White."

My sister and I were watching TV and that annoying Betty White Pet Meds commercial came on...I said I hate those commercials and Lauren said Betty White was old and then I started talking about how she is trafficking drugs to pets....hence the quote above.




For the record, i don't like that i have to post my own quotes, but it was my sister's idea...she just couldn't post it for me so this will have to do. the end.

(about a game of Monopoly in which he cheated... a lot...)
But you were destined to win anyway. You're like... Luke Skywalker. Or Jesus.
-Mike

Aw.

My four year-old nephew Cooper, after coming off a ride at Lagoon: "Daddy, my tummy is dizzy!"