Another incident of bad timing.

We were over at Jeff's brother's house playing Apples to Apples, when Jeff and his brother were recalling how the card "Hellen Keller" usually works in most cases. So they threw down the next green card, and Jeff jokingly called out Hellen Keller. Sadly the word was "senseless". Wait to go, Jeff.

I guess this isn't much of an actual quote, but funny none the less.

All in a days work... stupid readers digest...

So basically, Nicole and I were hanging out on Temple square as we both work there now, and I was telling her about how I was traumatized at the thought that I may have deleted the original copies of all our movies.

Nicole: But don't you have a copy on your dad's computer? We made them on there!
Lili: No Nicole! I took everything off my dad's computer! I gutted it!
Nicole: You did!?
Lili: Yes! (6 missionaries walk behind me and I am unaware...) I just took everything off! (Louder, to be dramatic.) I took EVERYTHING off!!!

...Missionaries look my direction, then continue awkwardly on their way...

I am so embarrassed... Sob...

Jennie: Miri, now your naked bear looks more naked.
Miri: That's because now he's naked and alone.
Curt: Story of my life.

Miri: Why is Prince William on my bed?

Basically, we're going to hell

Notes from church on Sunday . . . while sitting by Curt.

Megan: Lili knows every Osmond song.
Jeff knows this, and they are still together.
It must be love.
Miri: Curt thought you were taking notes: How to be converted by the Top 40. (In response to the speaker, who told her mom or dad's conversion story, which involved listening to the Osmonds.)
Megan: That's next. But I'm going to type it up because there's just too much to say and it's such an important concept.
Miri: We'll probably have to get it published. This talk, the notes. How about "The Annotated . . ." and so on. How can we deprive the world of this knowledge?

Speaker #2: (after indicating that the reason to do missionary work is that it is an adventure) Life without adventure is kind of . . . adventureless.

Curt: (after Miri responded to his picture of the speaker as the Geico gecko with "I have no words.") Life without words is kind of wordless.

Speaker #3 quotes a Will Smith song.
Megan: Wow, thank you for quoting Will Smith.
Miri: I can definitely say amen to this talk now.

Pop Culture Quoted or Referenced in Sacrament Meeting - the final list:
The Osmonds
Will Smith
Oprah
Mitch Albom
Schindler's List
The Hiding Place

Curt: Closing Hymn: "God Be With You 'Till We Meet Again." (Crossed out) "Bye, Bye, Bye."
Miri: I'm waiting for the LOTR reference, or Mary Poppins or something.
Lili: Harry Potter, anyone? I would have mentioned Harry Potter.
Curt: Forgiveness is like Quidditch..."

Sunday school

Megan: Ah. Brazilan girlfriend explains the awkwardness when I first met him. C'mon dude. Watching Curious George is not a threatening situation.
Miri: Kind of awkward that he felt compelled to tell his life story so no one would think he met the Brazilian girlfriend on his mission...
Megan: He's already planning to use Portugese in his talk? Not judging device commencing . . . now.
Miri: Device . . . failure . . . mayday, mayday!
The system is down.

(When Sunday school started the new teacher let us ask questions. Curt asked whether he'd cut himself shaving because he had a bandaid on his neck, and he gave some vague crap answer about how it was something else... no idea.)
Curt: I don't care what he says, he did cut himself shaving. Yay! Puberty!
Miri: He just has a (really small) hickey.
Curt: I am contemplating from whence small hickeys come? .... young Brazilian girls with straws?
Miri: Ew.
Megan: Enter Babylon
Miri: (quoting Kay): What the Sodom and Gomorrah is this?
Curt: I was going to say "off with his head," but from the looks of his neck, someone has already started that.
Miri: Will we be painting the roses red after the lesson?

Megan (to Miri): Wow, that fits you even worse than it fit me!

Paris holds the key to.....funny quotes.

Here are some various quotes from Krissie and I in Paris this last week....enjoy!

"Come here and let me whisper sweet nothings into your eye."
- Lindsey trying to help Krissie get something out of her eye.

"I'll give you ten Euros for the Eiffel Tower."
- Krissie trying to get an Indian guy to sell her the actual Eiffel Tower

"Hello France! Can you see my underpants?"
- Krissie in front of the open hotel window

"Make them think you are taking pity on a hunchback."
- Lindsey (I can't really remember why at the moment)

Lin: "What kind of garden doesn't let you play on the grass?!"
Krissie: "Hitler's Garden."

"The garbage can says 'Merci'! It's speaking French to me!!"
- Krissie at McDonalds

"I don't think that is him because he didn't answer to James."
- Krissie after having chased James Spader in the Louvre

(To the tune of My Humps) "Your pinkie, your pinkie, I want to hold your pinkie winkie." - just don't ask

Krissie: "You sure think a lot about monks."
Evan: "I'm not gay."

Finally, after watching a male pigeon chase idiotically after a female pigeon for a very long time Krissie said, "Boys are retarded."

A Lesson in Paying Attention

[playing the thimble game at Bishop McGee's house]
Chris Savage: Okay, the category is former Soviet satellites. [laughter from group] Just kidding. TV shows! [points to Jason McGee first, thimble poised]
Jason McGee [triumphantly]: Yugoslavia!
Chris: [splashes Jason in the face]
Jason: [splashes Travis in the face for distracting him]